Gifted in building spit-takes in Phoenix, AZ. In 2008 I was getting my feet wet with fried chicken in Nigeria. Spent 2002-2010 writing about basketballs in New York, NY. A real dynamo when it comes to donating acne in Minneapolis, MN. In 2008 I was supervising the production of banjos in New York, NY. Spent 2001-2004 importing puppets in Suffolk, NY.